October 20, 2011 - Thursday

2011-10-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

Aries (March 21st - April 19th):
For the first time in a long time, the spirits are asking you for advice. It is time to swallow your pride, put the past behind you, and help them out.

Taurus (April 20th - May 20th):
The herbs are cast into the flames and the smoke rises to form a lollipop. Enjoying the simple things in life will get you a lot further than obsessing over the things you aren't meant to have.

Gemini (May 21st - June 20th):
Want to know if your new partner is the one for you? Place a rose quartz crystal and a sodalite crystal over a picture of your partner. Your head and your heart will tell you the truth.

Cancer (June 21st - July 22nd):
Instructions aren't always right, sometimes you need to toss them out the window and trust your intuition. Trust yourself to do the right thing.

Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd):
Your temper has you so hot, all you can see is the color red. Take a few breaths, count backwards from ten, and adjust your neck muscles. This is not the day to loose your cool.

Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd):
Today is a day for knowledge and understanding, but don't go so far as to think that you know everything. Even the wise old owl will admit when there is something he doesn't know.

Libra (September 23rd - October 22nd):
The deck has been cut and the Six of Swords Card has been drawn. The anxiety you've suffered recently is about to be lifted, enjoy the freedom and peace it will bring you.

Scorpio (October 23rd - November 22nd):
The demon tracking you is after you for a certain reason. You know why, you just refuse to admit it to yourself.

Sagittarius (November 23rd - December 21st):
Beware the sorcerer's apprentice, he is looking to take the lead and use you as a stepping stone. Don't let yourself become his tool.

Capricorn (December 22nd - January 19th):
Smoke clears from inside the crystal ball to reveal an image of you being hit by a car. Something hard and unexpected is coming at you fast. Brace yourself!

Aquarius (January 20th - February 18th):
The runes have been cast and URUZ revealed. Though you have felt ill, it won't last long. You can expect a speedy recovery so long as you take care of yourself.

Pisces (February 19th - March 20th):
You don't have to be a monster. People may only see you as such, but it doesn't have to be true. You choose who you are, don't let anyone else decide for you.

HORROR-scopes to start 9-9-09

2009-08-27T06:15:00.000-07:00

Greetings One and All!
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2009-08-20T12:17:00.000-07:00

“Haunted HORROR-scopes”

From the crypt of Crazy Bob

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2009-08-20T07:26:00.000-07:00

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October 20, 2011 - Thursday

HORROR-scopes to start 9-9-09

Welcome to the Weekly Horror Scopes!